Royal Decrees, new laws, commands of Ubuntu the Great

I have most assuredly been most upset by the unfair treatment of the doggies of the Zulu Empire. Zulu official Mubango say dogs need to have license. Is most silly thing I hear of. Doggies do not drive car. You can ride a horse but horse need no license. You can ride a donkey or an elephant but person or animal not need license.You cannot ride dog and dog do not drive but it need license? This is most foolish indeed. Cat much like dog. Cat need no license.This is not natural that dogs be treated like this. Zulu Empire shall no longer require dogs to have the license unless they be the driver of the car. Mubango start policy now or Mubango be staked to ground in field filled with doggies driving cars.